-GASP-
I’ll pay ya fifteen bits for every pound of that poppy ya bring me.
I be meanin’… How AWFUL! Ya should feel terrible miss!
Is that your most generous offer?
How much more do I be needin’ ta offer ya? Twenty?
Need I remind you of the high quality of my product?
Need I remind ya of how illegal what ya be doin’ is?
Twenty-five bits, my highest offer. Take it, or leave it. Ya will get nopony else ta pay such a steep price.
Now now, You’re new to my clientele so I’ll give you a little deal. 30 bits and you walk away with a nice pound. Or… I can always sell to someone more, lucrative.
I’d have posted some actual pictures tonight, but I finally hit 100+ followers. I wanted to draw you all something amazing, but as it’s taking way longer then expected. Because it’s taking so long and I’ve been getting followers faster then I expected, feel free to shoot me a request for the next milestone picture. I’ll be happy to do whatever you guys send in the most. Unless it’s, like, porn or something. But you all get the idea.






